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Important Message… To all Sales People

We lost our jobs 3 months ago, 2 months ago all of our houses got seized by the banks, 1 month ago we all became bankrupt, 3 weeks ago we lost all banking facilities and today we live in a big brown box.

Current Postal address : Big Brown Box, Under London Bridge, London, UK

If you still think your product could help change our lives and your sensational discounts on Viagra or ridiculous pricing points on the latest Rolex watch is still something that you must email us …… Then before you do ask yourself 1 question – do you offer 0% interest credit.